Idea.

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader: The Drinking Game.

When listened to through a decent pair of cans, many classical recording become, at least for one who is homocidally irked by mouth noises, utterly unlistenable, due to the clarity with which the numerous coughs, sneezes, and assorted other odious sounds are reproduced. Digital removal, if at all possible without damaging the integrity of the recording, would be welcomed.